Thursday, July 14, 2011

gabbar VS tech M

Gabbar: kab hai joining, kab? Main puchhta hun joining kab hai?
Sambha: sarkar offer letter nahi aaya hai, aane se pata chalega.
Gabbar:to hum jayenge, joining lane jarur jayenge.
Gabbar: kitne aadmi the re kalia?
Kalia: sarkar 3.
Gabbar: aur tum?
Kalia: sarkar hum 12.
Gabbar: fir bhi khali hanth laut aaye, offer letter chin nahi paye; thuh thuh…
Bahut na insaafi hai, woh 3 aur tum 12, fir bhi laut aaye…(gabbar laugh out loud).
Gabbar: barabar insaaf hoga, barabar insaaf. Hum 6 mahine se intezar kar rahe
Hain aur woh log wahan, matar chhemi kha rahe hain…. Bilkul na insaafi hai…
Gabbar: arre woh saambha, sarkar humpe kitna inaam rakha hai,
Saambha: sarkar pure 3 lakh 7 hazar rakha hai, aur poster bhi chaapa hai.
Gabbar: poster mein kab diya hai joining?
Saambha; sarkar sirf poster chhapa hai, joining date nahi chaapa hai.
Gabbar: arre saambha yeh to bata, jab door  koi tech M employee, bina joining ke khaali
Baitha rehta hai, to tech M wale unhe kya kehte hain?
Saambha; sarkar tech m wale to sirf ek poster chhap ke chup ho gaye hain aur kehte hain
Jyada agar magar kiya to dusara company aa jayega.
Gabbar: bahut na insaafi hai. Bahut na insaafi.

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