I was an atheist until i realised that i was god!
Horse sense dwells in a ‘stable’ mind!
If money doesn’t grow on trees why do banks have so many branches!
If rules are boundaries, i am claustrophobic!
Two kinds of people always look in the mirror-the very ugly and the very beautiful. While the very beautiful search for a trace of ugliness to remove, the very ugly ones search for a trace of beauty to improve!
Evil and myself-two sides of the same coin!
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything you know to others!